Thursday Movie Picks: Teen Horror

Lucky for us, this week's Halloween theme from Wandering Through The Shelves has an entire sub-genre devoted to it: Teen horror. You know, those damn teenagers that are always getting cut to bits in slasher movies. I could've attempted to think of something original but I just wanted to go with the classics.

1) Scream

This is probably my favorite horror franchise. It still holds up after multiple watches, even with some pretty bad actors appearing.

2) Carrie

Final girls aside, Carrie is the ultimate horror teen. You know no one in her school was laughing after prom night ever again...

3) Friday The 13th

Or; The film that could probably be used as a reason against teenage camp counselors.

Review: Joker

Why so happy?

Arthur Fleck (Joaquin Phoenix) works as a rent-a-clown and has a mental condition that causes him to burst into laughter he cannot control. He has never known a day in his life where he was happy. After impulsively committing a murder, Fleck finds himself the new face of an uprising within Gotham City.

You all know the discourse surrounding this movie by now. Someone else who doesn't have "rambling" in their blog title probably said it better elsewhere so I'm not going to get into that too much. I was prepared for a lot of different feelings in this movie. One I didn't anticipate though was boredom. 

Joker is a slug of a movie. Its nihilistic point of view drags from one scene to the next and even when the film does something interesting and you think "This is a nice place to end" it just keeps going. Todd Phillips, whose comedies I didn't hate. In fact, I liked a decent amount of them is incompetent as a dramatic director. There isn't an an original bone in this films' body. He attempts to be Scorcese but the problem is, he doesn't seem to understand Fleck. Fleck has a few interesting characteristics on paper, but Phillips doesn't seem to know how to handle them on screen. The statement they are trying to make on mental illness is rendered disingenuous when Fleck makes his big monologue. It felt like a throwaway buzzword when we hit that point in the film. The film also glorifies the Joker so blatantly that I'm surprised the director even insisted otherwise in the first place. He's literally worshiped, though the film isn't nearly as violent as I expected it to be. But not understanding Fleck brings me to my next point.

I don't believe Fleck could become the "Clown Prince of Crime" that we know in the comics. Sure, he doesn't have to be, but the only coherent thing he does in this entire film is his big ending monologue which felt like it was coming from a different Joaquin Phoenix character. - and speaking of Phoenix, he's awful in this. He's essentially doing his "I'm Still Here" shtick where he's overacting and hamming it up. He never once loses himself in the character like he normally does. I know this is a weird hill to be on with everyone praising his performance, but I've been a fan of Phoenix for years. This is bad. He's been so much better.

Now that you've listened to be complain, the film does have some redeeming qualities. The score is beautiful. Possibly one of the most memorable ones of the year. I really loved it. I did enjoy the few short scenes of Bruce Wayne as well, but that reminds me of my initial concern before anyone knew this movie was going to turn into incel-mania*. Sometimes villains are only interesting when the hero is involved. The Joker's appeal to me was always the mystery surrounding him. Joker needs Batman. Without him we get, well...this. 

Recommended: No

Grade: D 

Memorable Quote: "Is there someone I can call for you? Is your mother home." - Sophie (Zazie Beetz)

*And before you come at me in the comments, I don't think everyone that likes this movie is an incel.  I use that term broadly because that's been a major talking point. I can see why this is appealing to some. With a better director and script, it probably could've appealed to me too. 

Indie Gems: Cam

Top 50!

Alice (Madeline Brewer) is an ambitious cam girl trying to make it into the top spots on her site. She takes pride in her job and has set rules. When another cam girl conspires to get her rank to drop, Alice does a live show which she normally doesn't do. Then next day, she finds herself locked out of her account with a look alike imposer still streaming as her.

Madeline Brewer has been giving some amazing supporting performances in various TV shows - The Handmaid's Tale, Orange is the New Black, Black Mirror, but this is the first time I've seen her in a lead role and she's absolutely fantastic here. 

One of the things I appreciated the most about Cam is that there aren't many films I've come across that paint sex work as something someone willingly does. Alice likes her job and puts a ton of effort into it. So when this mysterious thing takes over her channel, we know how important it is to her. 

This isn't a horror film that has a ton of gore, but it's very suspenseful as you wonder just how far this trick can go. Director Daniel Goldhaber shoots in a way that isn't exploitative like it could be. How easy would it have been to make a film like this and focus on the T&A the most? He doesn't do that. 

Grade: B+

Watched on: Netflix Instant

Memorable Quote: "I don't tell my guys I love them." - Alice (Madeline Brewer)

What I watched on TV in September

Compared to last month, I seriously slacked when it comes to TV. To be fair, my life this month has been very hectic, but here's what I was watching on the small screen, and here's hoping to a better month in October. 

The Righteous Gemstones

I kind of fell off the wagon with this. I'm not caught up. It's just okay. Now let's get to something better..

Unbelievable 

As a victim of sexual assault, I was a bit hesitant to watch a mini series that was entirely about catching a serial rapist. The rape scenes themselves are shown from harsh angles in the form of flashbacks. Nothing gratuitous but still hard to watch. But following Merritt Wever and Toni Collette as two detectives who actually care about their job, and seeing them compared to the cops who let Katilyn Dever's character down so much was pretty cathartic. I needed to see a win like this play out on TV when so many rape cases are dismissed or not reported at all. The actors were outstanding. 

Barry

I'm giving this a second chance and attempting to see it through Sati colored glasses. I find it really uneven. It's the acting classes that bring this down for me. When Barry is out on a job, or with No Ho Hank (who's the most amazing character on TV right now...right?) or when it follows the police, this show excels. But when they're back in class, it's so boring and Barry is constantly the only interesting character in those scenes. Hader is fantastic here though. His range is incredible and I find him fascinating. 

Thursday Movie Picks: Period Drama Horror

It's October! That means another month full of Halloween themes from Wandering Through The Shelves. This week we're talking about horror in period pieces. Here's what I came up with

1) The Witch

In my opinion this is one of the strongest horror films to come out in recent years. Taking place in the 1630's it's a slow burn but it consistently keeps you guessing on whether or not something supernatural is actually going on, or if it's just religious nuts being religious nuts. 

2) Crimson Peak

This film takes place in the Victorian era. While it's I didn't love this one, the production design is gorgeous

3) Apostle

This one takes place in 1905 and is about a man who goes to an island to save his sister from a cult. It's pretty fucked up.

Ranking A24 Films


It's very rare that a particular studio is what initially gets me interested in a film, but A24 has been doing that lately. Aside from a few marketing mishaps (not a damn thing comes at night) They've had a really solid track record of releases. Since I just reviewed a movie from A24 yesterday, I thought it would be fun to separate the films into four categories, then rank the from best to worst




LOVED
Moonlight
Lady Bird
The Disaster Artist
Ex Machina
Green Room
Midsommar
Bling Ring
Room
The Farewell
End of the Tour
Swiss Army Man
The Last Black Man in San Francisco



LIKED
Hereditary
Enemy
The Witch
Morris From America
The Lobster
Obvious Child
Dark Places
Eighth Grade
First Reformed
20th Century Woman
Ginger and Rosa
The Spectacular Now
Life After Beth
The Florida Project
American Honey
Tusk
A Ghost Story



MEH
Free Fire
Good Time
Locke
Hot Summer Nights
While We're Young
It Comes At Night
Amy
Laggies
Lean On Pete

DIDN'T LIKE

A Most Violent Year
Under the Skin
Under The Silver Lake
The Killing of a Sacred Deer
Into The Forest



Indie Gems: The Last Black Man in San Francisco

This is my city.

Jimmie Fails (his actual name) dreams of returning to his old home, a house his grandfather built in San Francisco. His city has become gentrified and expensive and he and many others were forced to move further away. When the current owner has a dispute, he and his from Mont (Jonathan Majors) move in.

Watching this film is like watching a poem. It's beautiful, free flowing and poignant at times. Nearly everything shot here is framed with love an admiration. When Jimmie and Mont face hardships, they're empathetic. Never overly angry or harsh. It's quite extraordinary to see.

Falls and Majors are both outstanding and if there was any justice in the world, they'd be talked about in the Oscar race to come. But after all the buzz this had coming off Sundance this year, it was given an earlier release and is now out on DVD. I hope it can still get some awards love. 

There are parts where the film drags, but the relationship between our two leads makes up for it. They're so loving and supportive of each other. I'm reminded of Booksmart in the way where I just really enjoyed the friendship of the two leads, even though our friends here are polar opposites of those girls. 

Recommended: Yes

Grade: A-

Memorable Quote: "You don't get to hate it unless you love it." - Jimmie (Jimmie Fails)