2014 Golden Globe Winners


Here are the winners of the 2014 Golden Globes. This was a fun show with a few surprises. Best line of the night easily goes to Tina Fey introducing Leonard DiCaprio: "Like a hot super model's vagina, please give a warm welcome to.." The winners are bolded, and my thoughts follow in green. I'm a little drunk, so beware of rambling. Oh wait, that's in my blog title. I always ramble.

Best Motion Picture - Drama
"12 Years A Slave""Captain Phillips"
"Gravity"
"Philomena"
"Rush" 

I predicted this, but as the night went on and 12 Years continued to get shut out, I was afraid they'd give it to Gravity.

Best Motion Picture - Comedy/Musical
"American Hustle"
"Her"
"Inside Llewyn Davis"
"Nebraska"
"The Wolf Of Wall Street"

Got this one right too. I loved American Hustle, I think Wolf is my favorite, but I would've been happy with either them or Her taking the win.

Best Director
Alfonso Cuaron - "Gravity"
Paul Greengrass - "Captain Phillips"
Steve McQueen - "12 Years A Slave"
Alexander Payne - "Nebraska" 
David O Russell - "American Hustle" 

I thought O'Russell would take it. Sorry Alfonso, I can't forgive you for fucking pink ranger Hermione in Prisoners of Azkaban. We're not cool, man.

Best Actress - Drama
Cate Blanchett - "Blue Jasmine"
Sandra Bullock - "Gravity
Judi Dench - "Philomena"
Emma Thompson - "Saving Mr Banks"
Kate Winslet - "Labor Day"

Another one right! I love how Leo emphasized Kate Winslet's name when he was listing the nominees.

Best Actor - Drama
Chiwetel Ejiofor - "12 Years A Slave"
Idris Elba - "Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom"
Tom Hanks - "Captain Phillips"
Matthew McConaughey - "Dallas Buyers Club"
Robert Redford - "All Is Lost"

I didn't see this one coming at all, but I'm happy for him. He gave a great performance, and he's been having a hell of a past few years.

Best Actress - Comedy
Amy Adams - "American Hustle"
Julie Delpy - "Before Midnight"
Greta Gerwig - "Frances Ha"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - "Enough Said"
Meryl Streep - "August: Osage County"

I'm stoked for Amy, and I love how she went all mama bear on the orchestra.

Best Actor - Comedy/Musical
Christian Bale - "American Hustle"
Bruce Dern - "Nebraska"
Leonardo DiCaprio - "The Wolf Of Wall Street"
Oscar Isaac - "Inside Llewyn Davis"
Joaquin Phoenix - "Her" 

YES! Please give Leo the Oscar!!!

Best Supporting Actress
Sally Hawkins - "Blue Jasmine"
Jennifer Lawrence - "American Hustle"
Lupita Nyong'o - "12 Years A Slave"
Julia Roberts - "August: Osage County"
June Squibb - "Nebraska"

I had a feeling the Globes might still have Jennifer Lawrence fever. I wanted Lupita to win.

Best Supporting Actor
Barkhad Abdi - "Captain Phillips"
Daniel Bruhl - "Rush"
Bradley Cooper - "American Hustle"
Michael Fassbender - "12 Years A Slave"
Jared Leto - "Dallas Buyers Club"

I want to chop Jared Leto's ponytail off soooooooooooooooooo badly.

Best Screenplay
Spike Jonze - "Her"
Bob Nelson - "Nebraska"
Jeff Pope & Steve Coogan - "Philomena"
John Ridley - "12 Years A Slave"
Eric Warren Singer & David O Russell - "American Hustle"

I was psyched about this. I saw Her last night, and it was so beautiful.

Best Foreign Film
"Blue Is The Warmest Color"
"The Great Beauty"
"The Hunt"
"The Past"
"The Wind Rises"



Best Animated Feature
"The Croods"
"Despicable Me 2"
"Frozen"



Best Original Score - Motion Picture
Alex Ebert - "All Is Lost
Alex Heffes - "Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom"
Steven Price - "Gravity"
John Williams - "The Book Thief"
Hans Zimmer - "12 Years A Slave"

This guy seemed SO high when he accepted this.

Best Original Song - Motion Picture
"Atlas" - Coldplay - "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire"
"Let It Go - Idina Menzel - "Frozen"
"Ordinary Love" - U2 - "Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom"
"Please Mr. Kennedy" - Justin Timberlake &co - "Inside Llewyn Davis"
"Sweeter Than Fiction" - Taylor Swift - "One Chance"

Called it. Can't Bono just fuck off?

Best TV Series - Comedy/Musical
"Big Bang Theory"
"Brooklyn Nine Nine"
"Girls"
"Modern Family"
"Parks & Recreation"

All of this Brooklyn Nine Nine love SHOCKED me.

Best Miniseries Or Motion Picture Made For Television
"American Horror Story: Coven"
"Behind The Candelabra"
"Dancing On The Edge
"Top Of The Lake"
"The White Queen" 


Best TV Drama
Breaking Bad
"Downton Abbey"
"The Good Wife"
"House Of Cards"
"Masters Of Sex"

Aaron Paul finished it off with a "YEAH, BITCH!" Got to love it.

Best Actress - Drama TV Series
Julianna Marguiles - "The Good Wife"
Tatiana Maslany - "Orphan Black"
Taylor Schilling - "Orange Is The New Black"
Kerry Washington - "Scandal"
Robin Wright - "House Of Cards"



Best Actor - TV Drama
Bryan Cranston - "Breaking Bad"
Liev Schreiber - "Ray Donovan"
Michael Sheen - "Masters Of Sex"
Kevin Spacey - "House Of Cards"
James Spader - "The Blacklist"
This makes me happy. All hail Bryan Cranston.


Best Actress - Miniseries
Helena Bonham-Carter - "Burton & Taylor"
Rebecca Ferguson - "The White Queen"
Jessica Lange - "American Horror Story: Coven"
Helen Mirren - "Phil Spector"
Elisabeth Moss - "Top Of The Lake"


Best Actor - Miniseries
Matt Damon - "Behind The Candelabra"
Michael Douglas - "Behind The Candelabra"
Chiwetel Ejiofor - "Dancing On The Edge"
Idris Elba - "Luther"
Al Pacino - "Phil Spector"



Best Actress - Comedy TV Series
Zooey Deschanel - "New Girl"
Lena Dunham - "Girls"
Edie Falco - "Nurse Jackie"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - "Veep"
Amy Poehler - "Parks & Recreation"

She looked so surprised that she actually won something. I'm happy for her.

Best Actor - Comedy TV Series
Jason Bateman - "Arrested Development"
Don Cheadle - "House Of Lies"
Michael J Fox - "The Michael J Fox Show"
Jim Parsons - "The Big Bang Theory"
Andy Samberg - "Brooklyn Nine Nine"

Seth Meyers was so stoked that Andy Samberg won this.

Best Supporting Actor - TV
Josh Charles - "The Good Wife"
Rob Lowe - "Behind The Candelabra"
Aaron Paul - "Breaking Bad"
Corey Stoll - "House Of Cards"
Jon Voight - "Ray Donovan"

His speech nearly put me to sleep.

Best Supporting Actress - TV
Jacqueline Bisset - "Dancing On The Edge"
Janet McTeer - "The White Queen"
Hayden Panetierre - "Nashville"
Monica Potter - "Parenthood"
Sofia Vergara - "Modern Family"

Seriously, what the fuck was she talking about in her acceptance speech?

12 comments:

  1. I don't like Bono either but I'm just glad Taylor Swift lost. She's a bitch and Bono is still a turd.

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    1. I'm happy for her losing too. I liked that Tina Fey kind of had a dig at her when Amy Poehlar won. "There's a special place in hell for you."

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  2. Hehe, I love AZKABAN but "Pink Ranger Hermione" made me laugh. I actually thought Cuaron deserved the Golden Globe because GRAVITY is so impeccably crafted. Also had to smile when Leo said Kate's name. :)

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    1. He did deserve it, I just get super defensive over Harry Potter, lol.

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  3. I really think Bisset and P. Diddy were seriously high last night :P

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    1. Yes! That has to be why Diddy had those sunglasses on.

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  4. i freakin love u2 so they can win all the damn awards lol. as u know, i'm not as much a fan of american hustle, but i do like amy adams as an actress. big surprise about matt m, but a pleasant one. Alfonso Cuaron is an amazing filmmaker and i was soooo happy to see him win.

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    1. U2 does have good music, I just love to make fun of Bono in particular. :)

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  5. No idea what was going on with Diddy, haha.
    So happy for Spike Jonze, I really hope he wins the Oscar for screenplay. I've not seen Her yet as it doesn't come out in the UK until Feb, but it seems like a deserving winner. Plus, I wasn't the biggest fan of American Hustle.

    Looking forward to seeing Leto sweep up these awards, he's my supporting actor win.

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    1. I can't wait to hear what you think of Her. It definitely does deserve the screenplay win in my opinion. It's just so beautiful!

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  6. Yes! Give Leo an Oscar already!

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