The Mount Rushmore of Thorgasms


For the fourth year, M. Brown over at Two Dollar Cinema is back with his Mt. Rushmore of movies blogathon! If you're not already reading his blog, then you are clearly failing at life and need to get to it as it's one of the funniest things on the internet. The rules are below


1)I'd like to have all posts done by Friday, March 1st (where I'll create a master list, linking back to all of your lovely sites), but it's cool if you're an overachiever and finish early. Or not at all.

2)When you've finished, send me a heads up/dick pic on twitter @twodollarcinema , reply in the comments below, e-mail me (twodollarcinema@gmail.com), make circles out of black smoke that Amy Adams will decode, Hell, cut a note out of old newspaper headlines, I really don't mind. Just let me know that you're in and that I love you so much. 

3)In your post, please use the rad banner my wife designed in eleven minutes.

4)Share the announcement, if possible. I don't really know anyone, uh, except you. 

5)I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting you.

Now, when I set out to write this post, I was going to be 100% serious. Then that idea snowballed into something super long so I'll just save it for another day. While brainstorming I read Sati's Best Of 2018 post and was reminded of watching Infinity War in theaters, and experiencing a Thorgasm.

What is a Thorgasm you say? Well it's how your body reacts to the God of Thunder looking like a god damn snack on the big screen. Yes, I went with another Marvel theme, but I can't help it. Thor just *does* things to me now. So behold, the Mt. Rushmore of Thorgasms.





Thor arrives in Wakanda
Bring me Thanos? Bring me a towel.

Thor powers up while The Immigrant Song plays.
Ah ah-Iiiiiiiiiii came.

Thor loses his shirt in Hulk's apartment
Hulk's always angry? I'm always drooling.

Thor goes for a dip in Age of Ultron
There are no strings on Ultron, and there are no panties on anyone watching.

19 comments:

  1. Oh my God my influence is insane :) I actually loved his Ragnarok entrance the most but that may be thanks to Led Zeppelin

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    1. I still can't believe I thought that song didn't fit the first time I heard it in the trailer. I was so wrong. lol

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  2. Damn that third gif! I was looking for something like that for my entry but I didn't find anything juicy so I picked another hero instead of Thor.

    Anyways, god bless you for this! Made my day so much better :D

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  3. For a minute there I thought I was reading Margaret's post..l but I guess she has gotten to us all! :D

    You know, I would have included his eye-patch moment.. that somehow made him seem even hotter! But I mean this list is AMAZING either way!

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    1. I miss the eye patch, actually. I thought that was a bold move. lol

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  4. I absolutely love this post haha! I don't know how I'm going to write anything that compares with this!

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    1. You will definitely write something more coherent than I have lol

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  5. Ah, those are great Thor moments. Thor arriving in Wakanda is the definition of a great superhero entrance. It's as if the star quarterback has arrived and he's brought a couple of new friends to help out.

    That scene in Ragnarok where he just kills all of Hela's forces and with the Led Zeppelin playing in the background. Never did "Immigrant Song" made a moment feel so perfect and be used in the right way. I hope there's more Zeppelin to be used for Thor and appear in Avengers: Endgame.

    Plus, I really think Led Zeppelin should consider creating a compilation mix of deep cuts and favorites in a collaboration with Marvel to create a record for a new generation of music listeners. Plus, it should have liner notes from people of the Thor franchise as well as comic writers and a mini-comic featuring the mighty Zeppelin teaming up with Thor, Loki, and many others to fight the bad guys.

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    1. I'd love if they brought Zeppelin in for Thor in End Game!

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  6. I read this in class and I almost cried trying not to laugh. The caption under Thor's Zeppelin-fueled entrance is f--king hysterical, and if I'm honest, extremely catchy.

    My God, thank you (as always) for contributing to this ridiculous blogathon.

    No lie, I couldn't sleep last night trying to come up with something...and that was before I read yours and Sati's entries.

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    1. Aww thank you! If I make you laugh, that's something lol.

      Thank YOU for hosting this! I love this blogathon.

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  7. Loving this....and I have definitely had my fair share of thorgasms, I mean, who hasn't? the man is sexy!

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  8. Lord have mercy. "God of Thunder looking like a god damn snack on the big screen". YES. Awesome post!

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