Game of Thrones
Kings Landing: Littlefinger tells Cersei about Sansa and tries to pit her against the Boltons. His plan still doesn't make any sense, I'm sorry. He should've stayed in the Vale. I'm glad Olenna is back to throw some shade.
But Tommen, sitting there like a baby back bitch when Margaery got taken away? I almost miss Joffrey.
Jorah and Tyrion's walkabout: I have no idea where they are, but they ran into slavers and Tyrion convinced them to keep him alive to sell him to a "cock merchant" and I nearly died of laughter. There was a beautiful scene between them earlier where Tyrion told Jorah that his father died. Iain Glenn was brilliant.
Dorne: Trystane and Myrcella are the worst, I'm sorry. I don't want this Romeo and Juliet shit. Everything about the was awkward, even more so when she saw Jaime. The fight with the Sand Snakes was decent though, I expected worse. Though now I expect Bronn to die since he was cut. I'm sure the Snakes poison their blades like their father did.
That's all I can say. That final scene was easily the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on this show. I'm glad they chose to focus on Theon (Alfie Allen was phenomenal) instead of the act itself. I also liked Sansa throwing some shade at Myranda during that bath.
Agents of SHIELD
Wow, that was a hell of a finale. Whoever choreographed those fight scenes was a genius.
Bobbi really took a beating in that episode, but I'm glad she's alright.
Mack being a badass gives me life. "I'm the guy that kills Gordon" LOL
And Fitz, "science, biatch!"
It sucks Cal is still alive though, but hopefully since he got the Tahiti treatment we never see him again.
But more importantly WHY does this show hate FitzSimmons and me? Just let them be together! Stop separating them.
That thing with Jonah "You all look like me!" was hysterical.
I really thought Amy and Dan were going to have angry sex in that parking garage and I'm a little sad that they didn't.
I love Hugh Laurie.