Review: Love Me

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Official synopsis: A post-apocalyptic romance in which a buoy (Kristen Stewart) and a satellite (Steven Yeun) meet online and fall in love after the end of human civilization. 

"Kristen Stewart and Steven Yeun in a sci-fi movie" is all you need to say to sell me. I especially loved the weird approach this takes, with them voicing a buoy and a satellite respectively. That is, I loved it for the first 15 minutes.

Sometimes feature length films work better as shorts and Love Me is absolutely that kind of film. It takes far too long to get going and spends most of its run time hiding its gorgeous leads behind goofy looking animation. In fact, the film is kind of a mash up of animation, CGI, and live action. It's visually pretty ugly to look at most of the time. This is something the film likely could've gotten away with had its runtime been 25 minutes, but at 90 it just got frustrating. 

Stewart and Yeun do give good voice performances and the little time we see them on screen together is nice but we spend entirely too much meandering with their weird cartoon forms. This was a huge miss for me.

Grade: D

Comments

  1. thevoid99May 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM

    Oh.... you would think with those 2 in a film. It would be interesting but no... shit...

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