The Galaxy ain't gonna save itself.
When we meet up with the Guardians, they're doing a job for a species called The Sovereigns. Their payment is Nebula (Karen Gillan) as a prisoner. On their way out, Rocket (Bradly Cooper) swipes some batteries and the Sovereigns go after them. They're saved by a man called Ego (Kurt Russell) who reveals himself as Peter's (Chris Pratt) father. When he takes them to his mysterious planet and explains why Peter is so special, it doesn't take long for Gamora (Zoe Saldana) to realize something is wrong.
There is so much going on in this movie that I have to separate it by likes and dislikes. Sorry this is getting forum-y.
*The cinematography is gorgeous as always. That's one thing that's always stood out about the Guardian's films. Only Doctor Strange has come close to looks as beautiful.
*Gamora and Nebula's sibling relationship. I like that the film took the time to explain Nebula's feelings towards her sister and her father. It was very complex
*Mantis (Pom Klementieff) was a nice addition and I liked her scenes with Drax (Dave Bautista)
*Speaking of Drax, and Rocket as well, both character got more development.
*Yondu (Michael Rooker) is the absolute highlight of this film. Rooker is an amazing talent.
*They didn't go overboard with Baby Groot like I expected them too. There was really only one scene of pandering.
*The humor was excellent, even if they went a little too hard with Drax a few times.
*Peter's story with his father. It's sad when the star of the show and the leader of the Guardian's has the worst story. The movie wants us to see this as the main event, yet the progression of it felt like a deus ex machina. It also didn't pack the same emotional punch as the others. Even though some of the other side stories were better, if they wanted this one to work, there should've been less going on.
*The Sovereigns felt pointless. I know after one of the (5) end credit scenes that they set up Guardians 3, but they were an annoyance.
*I couldn't care less about Sylvester Stallone's cameo or purpose. Even though he had a small amount of screen time, it should've been spent on something else.
*And that dude needs subtitles.
*Chris Pratt's acting has somehow gotten worse. Baby Groot's CGI tear was more heartfelt than his.
*I've seen bad Marvel movies before, but I've yet to see one that felt so...pretentious. This one did at times.
Overall, Guardians of the Galaxy 2 doesn't offer much that's new. It's saved by its supporting cast and comic relief, but its leading man and the story revolving around him falls flat. It's still good for a few laughs, but it could've been so much better.
Memorable Quote: "Did you grow a penis?" - Drax (Dave Bautista)